The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
I did a shoot with an older man and one of the first things he told me was, “Well, you have tits!” He proceeded to “compliment” my body for the rest of the shoot, saying things like, “You’re so sexy!” “I love your boobs!” “I’m infatuated with your tits!” I cried when I got home and haven’t been able to trust male photographers ever since.
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a ladybug is walking on my hand and it keeps biting me aw
my new best friend
apparently this little shit of an imposter is in fact an asian beetle who bites people because it’s an evil son of a bitch
i can’t even look at you right now, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave
[Somebody That I Used To Know playing in the distance]